Many years ago, I spent a brief amount of time in an institution because I was suicidally depressed (among other things).

During my stay I had to talk to a lot of counselors and many of them were very helpful in assisting me to work through some of the issues I was struggling with.

However one counselor tried to recruit me into amway (no joke).  My response?
“Lady, I’m crazy…

not stupid”

>=)